About me

Recovering yo-yo dieter who finds payphones artsy.

That’s my social media handle. I think it’s a good escalator pitch. I finally got healthy in my mid 30s after years of disordered eating and constantly losing and gaining the same 15 pounds. The 2 catalysts were the Pillsbury Dough Boy and Chik-Fil-A. If someone told me at 30 I would be a Certified Personal Trainer and a gym rat at 37; well I would’ve had a good laugh.

I saw the Pacific Ocean for the 1st time in South America despite being an upteenth generation New Yorker. I drink my whiskey with cranberry juice and have rarely met a french fry I didn’t like.